confessions

• There is a container of TRIPLE DOUBLE OREOS and a glass of wine sitting in front of me right now. Yes, I said triple double oreos. Google them. It might blow your mind.
• We have 6 barstools and every single one them has an item of clothing drying on them. Only they've been drying for 3 days. So, yeah...
• I found a snack trapper full of goldfish in the couch this week. No idea how long it has been there. Thank goodness for preservatives that keep goldfish looking like goldfish forever.
• On our bar right now there are 2 trick-or-treat baskets for the boys, bubbles, butt paste, nursing pads, yet another snack trapper, and dirty baby clothes from a not-so-fun diaper incident earlier in the day. 
• I often go 3 days without washing my hair lately. 2 day old hair is usually pretty awesome. 3 day old hair warrants a ponytail and/or headband.
• I just vacuumed my car for the first time in over 3 months. THREE MONTHS. Do you even know how many toddler snacks were crunched up on the back floor?! It. was. ridiculous. 
• My poor dogs haven't been bathed since Griffin was 1 week old. He's 12 weeks old now. I'll let you do the math...and then I will take volunteers to come bathe 3 dogs who hate water. 
• I watched Hoarders instead of the Presidential Debate this week. Shhhh...
• It typically takes me about 2-3 days to get the clean, folded laundry out of the basket & actually put away. Many times I actually need to wash baby clothes AGAIN before the previous load actually gets put away.

 phew. I feel better.